http://seriousjones.tumblr.com/post/96945936410

*puts on my bandanna*

bootykage:

Ahh yes I had to put on my Urban Head Tie

http://awwww-cute.tumblr.com/post/74397038984/so-this-happened-on-the-news-today

wiggleman99:

bulldogeyes:

ok get this… 3d rendered big bouncy titties in a videogame. sounds good right?

nice i’m liking where this is going but whats the catch?

http://halfstoned.tumblr.com/post/97613609764
http://contac.tumblr.com/post/89876653204
Anonymous: What's wrong with Marina and the diamonds?

?? all i said was that everyone stopped caring about her at the same time

everyone simultaneously stopped caring about marina and the diamonds

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

http://takikomigohan.tumblr.com/post/51221238225
http://manextreme.clubverraco.com/post/94588127626
http://xe-stuff.tumblr.com/post/96399821116