powerburial:

a coworker gave me a hug because i got hit by a car. so if you ever need a hug, you could always get hit by a car

http://xx6emo6girl6xx.tumblr.com/post/95044748640/i-like-toronto-a-lot
http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/98821656298/man-hates-being-put-in-position-where-he-has-to
jeanfapschtein:

I have the pleasure of sitting behind a boy in my graphics class who makes fucking masterpieces.

jeanfapschtein:

I have the pleasure of sitting behind a boy in my graphics class who makes fucking masterpieces.

http://jeanfapschtein.tumblr.com/post/83753615728/i-have-the-pleasure-of-sitting-behind-a-boy-in-my
http://onetinyhand.com/post/92369113235/duke-silver

i dont really understand how Animals is the song yall are havin a problem with on Maroon 5’s new album 

reblog0
http://lolgifs.net

piercethetrench:

reblog this if ur the emo cousin

http://bootykage.tumblr.com/post/97704497296

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

awashinreverb:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.

This meme is so good it has end credits

awashinreverb:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.

This meme is so good it has end credits

http://westbor0baptistchurch.tumblr.com/post/47295854570/i-petition-that-the-entire-website-of-instagram
"If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding,"

- Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via mumfordslionheart)

http://hijabiswag.tumblr.com/post/97548012742/these-tweets-i-swear-to-god

'Tetris' is somehow becoming a movie | The Verge »

besturlonhere:

mikerugnetta:

kenyatta:

popculturebrain:

What.

"It’s a very big, epic sci-fi movie… This isn’t a movie with a bunch of lines running around the page. We’re not giving feet to the geometric shapes."
"Brands are the new stars of Hollywood. We have a story behind ‘Tetris’ which makes it a much more imaginative thing."

…bad morning

god i hope this never leaves development hell


neptunain:

these two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

neptunain:

these two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge