*puts on my bandanna*


Ahh yes I had to put on my Urban Head Tie



ok get this… 3d rendered big bouncy titties in a videogame. sounds good right?

nice i’m liking where this is going but whats the catch?
Anonymous: What's wrong with Marina and the diamonds?

?? all i said was that everyone stopped caring about her at the same time

everyone simultaneously stopped caring about marina and the diamonds


*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*


How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.